Do I Make and Drink Battomi?
simple. Start with several cases of beer (or
other favorite beverage), several coolers (try
the rolling kind--they're fabulous--Ethan uses only rolling
coolers, and is currently negotiating an exclusive worldwide
endorsement contract with a major rolling cooler manufacturer),
bag upon bag of ice, a garden hose, a portable personal Battomi™ bucket
(See Battomi™ Products), a lawn chair and a bottle opener
(Ethan endorses Homer Simpson™ talking beer bottle openers).
Place your beer in the coolers (and a few to start with in
your Battomi™ bucket within easy reach, and settle in
to enjoy Beer (and
other beverages) As God intended Them To Be™.
be surprised if you drink your beer (and
other beverages) faster and longer than you
ever dreamed possible. On a historic day in 2001, on the second
day of the second annual BattomiFest™, Ethan drank Battomi
from The Original Battomi Bucket™ for an uninterrupted
16 hours, a record that may never be broken but which
deserves the attempt every time a Battomi lover settles into
his or her chair with his or her Battomi™ bucket at his
or her side.