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Battomi's Exclusive Slurry Service™

 


Slurry Service

 

Our nationwide team of Slurry Service Technicians will promptly and cheerfully maintain your Slurry to ensure you enjoy perfect Battomi at all times. And under our exclusive Pay By The Drink™ pricing policy, you only pay by the number of Battomi's our Technician can drink before you call the cops to have him hauled out of your house!

 

*Service currently available only Saturdays and Sundays from June to September on the 2300 block of Kensington Boulevard in Shorewood, Wisconsin. Battomi Slurry Service Technicians are not permitted to drive motor vehicles, for obvious reasons.

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