Opportunities: There are virtually unlimited opportunities
to associate your company's fine name with the fast growing
line of Battomi™ products and services. Our licensing
fees are high, for a good reason: No one else can offer you
such exclusive access to the world's Battomi drinkers. Our
marketing studies have scientifically shown that Battomi
drinkers are loyal to companies that advertise on their Battomi™ supplies.*
Contact us to find out how your company can grow along with
Battomi™ and Battomi drinkers' bellies!
depend on how many Battomi's a drinker consumes in one
sitting. In an average Battomi drinker, brand loyalty
dramatically drops off after six or seven Battomi's.
Average Battomi's consumed in one sitting is 14.
you like what you've seen so far? Like us here at Battomi™ do
you say "show me a Battomi drinker and I'll show
you a sucker who's dying to part with his cash"? If
so, why not join us? Our investment scheme is simple and
equitable. The first 10,000 people who contribute any effort
or ideas to Battomi receive a 1% ownership stake in Battomi's
Beverage Division Class Z stock, which makes up 20% of our equity.
investing, you are advised to do the math. "Let's
see, they're giving away 1% of 20% of the company 10,000 times.
Hummmm...Sounds like a good idea to me."
have received the following rating from the US Securities and
Exchange Commission: "We have carefully examined
the Battomi™ investment scheme, and we find both to
be too stupid even to be prosecuted as the obvious frauds
that they are. Anyone who invests even a penny or a moment
of time in this crap deserves to be taken to the cleaners,
the stupid drunk!"
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